A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

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I love how all of Europe totally has an inside joke and night of trolling

sararye:

europe and non-european eurovision countries obviously.

threesome with jedward.

i know you’re all thinking about it right now.

it is so wet.

Turkey

dreamingstarryskies:

He’s talking about ships in relation to Romance

Turkey is Tumblr 

granniiiieees!

eurovision time

i don’t have high hopes for my country.

but i am so proud of my brothers and sisters from azerbaijan.the hall, the stage and the hosts look amazing.

i want to see baku again as soon as possible, such a beautiful city and amazing history.

tastefullyoffensive:

[@wolfpackalan]

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magicalnaturetour:

Ocelot 1 by ~cjchmiel :)

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men-in-baths:

Tom Felton of The Borrowers, Harry Potter and Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

In a bathtub.

send-me-hate:

what the fuck eauihauipajohiah

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om nom nom.

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positivethinkingpuppies:

I am vengeance. I am the night.

mintymojito:

aninini:

classytophat:

tuesdayromantic:

caitlinl0uise:

britchesandhose:

coelacanthteeth:

funguses:

wait what is this i want it

the secret to probably about 80% of nude photoshoots

witchcraft

Mind. Blown.

Well, I’m glad my boobs actually don’t sag, in that case.

Insta-booblift. I’m mesmerized. 

IT DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT ONCE THE NIPPLE IS ALL UP THERE ;A;

THEY NEED TI PERFECT THIS ;A; …it still probably wouldn’t help lol *is saving for a breast reduction*

whaaaa? how? this is just wrong. duct tape your boobs?

thank god i have almost non-existent tiny breasts. at least all i need is a push up bra.

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